Monthly Archives: October 2020
Alligator Arms
I like a free lunch like any other guy. Why pay for something when someone else is willing to foot the bill. I have a rare physical condition called alligator arms (your arms shrink to where you can’t reach the check when it’s dropped on the table). I am thinking about starting a foundation toContinue reading “Alligator Arms”
Trump Crime Family
Debate Prep
Murder He Wrote
I love a good who-done-it. This is my guilty pleasure. I love watching murder mysteries T.V. shows or movies while trying to figure out who committed the murderous act. A tip, it’s never the most obvious suspect. I think I just heard a very loud, collective “DUH!” Who doesn’t love an Agatha Christie murder mystery.Continue reading “Murder He Wrote”
Trump Dancing
Beer Glorious Beer
As I have grown older, I am slowly losing my taste for a cold beer. I still appreciate enjoying a “good“ (Notice the quotation marks. I will explain that a little later.) beer with a good meal. My days of sitting down and slugging down endless beers while enjoying the game or after a roundContinue reading “Beer Glorious Beer”
Sweet Alexa
Hey…I’m over here hiding behind my computer. Shush, quiet please. I don’t want her to find me. I just need a little time to myself. Who, do you ask, am I hiding from? Alexa, my smart speaker or should I say the four Alexa smart speakers I have in my house. Oops, I think sheContinue reading “Sweet Alexa”
Trump Virus
Die Healthy
I want to die healthy. Let’s get this straight from the start, I am not a health nut. I am not counting calories, only eating foods that are good for me and sitting around stressing about my blood pressure and cholesterol. I also want to live as long as I can so I can becomeContinue reading “Die Healthy”