Monthly Archives: December 2020
Trump Hostage Crisis
From The Bunker
Hey…I’m down here. I’ve decided to spend the rest of 2020 in my bunker. We have just under two weeks to go and I can’t take any more bad news. If I’m hiding in a concrete lined hole in the ground and can’t hear the bad news, then it must not have happened. I thinkContinue reading “From The Bunker”
So’s Your Old Man
The other day I had a discussion with a friend of mine about the pandemic and wearing masks. Without a twitch he said that the pandemic was no big deal and masks don’t work anyway. Being the calm cool collected guy I am, I retorted, “Na ha!” He really got me flustered, which is veryContinue reading “So’s Your Old Man”
Frankentrump
Television Watching
Life was so much simpler in the good old days. When I say, “good old days,” I mean those days when I had only three networks on my TV and my watching schedule was very rigid. Was it always entertaining? Looking at what is offered on television now, it may have been. Back then thereContinue reading “Television Watching”
Hope Dope
Raining Cats and Dogs
When I was a small child I wanted a pet just like any other kid…until I was attacked and bitten by our neighbor’s dog. What prompted this animal to charge me and clamp on my butt (yes, just like in the cartoons…I hear you giggling) was beyond me. I was in our yard minding myContinue reading “Raining Cats and Dogs”