Monthly Archives: June 2022

Ya know what I really don’t care for? I can’t stand being in line at the mini-mart or a gas station to purchase my big gulp Diet Coke, only to have it lose all its carbonation while some yahoo is dominating the checkout for the purpose of practicing their gambling addiction of buying lottery tickets.Continue reading “My Big Lottery Win”

I have decided to tackle a very controversial subject and I promise not to hold back. It is a subject that has people on all sides upset, screaming and ready to fight. I know no one wants to face the fact they may be wrong with their position but I don’t care. I’m here toContinue reading “My Top Ten Rock Songs”

Hi, I’m at the gas station. I want you to meet my friend Bruce, the paramedic who was called to revive me after I saw today’s gas price. In an effort to make me feel better, Bruce assured me that gas still costs less than having a kidney transplant, but not much. As I wasContinue reading “Where’s My Flying Car?”