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As I drive around my neighborhood, I notice more and more electric cars. The one I see the most is Tesla. An electric car named after a visionary scientist who lost his mind and fell in love with a pigeon before his death. The car is made by a company owned by a guy whoContinue reading “Gas Bag”

I fancy myself as a bit of a handyman. If something goes wrong around the house, I’m pretty sure I can fix it, even though I may not know anything about it. The one chore I avoid is playing around with electricity. Electricity and I don’t get along. It started when I purchased my firstContinue reading “Waterworks”

Summer break is over. Just got back from Walmart for the big “going back to writing” sales. Got myself some new pencils, erasers (vital in my work), a new bottle of white-out (and if anyone can give me some tips on how to get white-out off my computer screen, that would be helpful), a newContinue reading “What I Did On My Summer Vacation, 2022”

Ya know what I really don’t care for? I can’t stand being in line at the mini-mart or a gas station to purchase my big gulp Diet Coke, only to have it lose all its carbonation while some yahoo is dominating the checkout for the purpose of practicing their gambling addiction of buying lottery tickets.Continue reading “My Big Lottery Win”

I have decided to tackle a very controversial subject and I promise not to hold back. It is a subject that has people on all sides upset, screaming and ready to fight. I know no one wants to face the fact they may be wrong with their position but I don’t care. I’m here toContinue reading “My Top Ten Rock Songs”

Hi, I’m at the gas station. I want you to meet my friend Bruce, the paramedic who was called to revive me after I saw today’s gas price. In an effort to make me feel better, Bruce assured me that gas still costs less than having a kidney transplant, but not much. As I wasContinue reading “Where’s My Flying Car?”

Once or twice a week I use this blog as an outlet for my bad jokes and twisted humor. Considering what happened in Uvalde, Texas this week and in Buffalo, New York a couple of weeks ago, I am left speechless. How can the greatest country in the world continue to let this happen. ItContinue reading “Nothing To Say”

In my nearly 7 decades on this planet, there has been one constant in my life, Ron Howard. Kind of like a McDonalds at every exit on the interstate. You’re not looking for them but they are always there…and damn if you don’t stop to get some chicken nuggets and a large diet coke. TheContinue reading “Always Ron Howard”

I acknowledge that climate change is real, I weigh too much, my health is important and I want to dress great when I go out. Hey, the packaging needs to be as good looking as the contents. As soon as my wife stops laughing, I’ll continue. Everyday I have been told that we need toContinue reading “Why Is It So Expensive To Be Good”

Something funny popped up on my calendar a couple of days ago. It was an appointment reminder for an endodontist for a root canal I had a year ago. What was funny? I had that same tooth pulled almost a year to the day after that root canal. Does irony bite or what? Had toContinue reading “Biting Off More Than I Could Chew”