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I had quite the adventure this weekend. I was able to accomplish something very rare, get all my surviving brothers together in one place. For my next trick, I will turn lead into gold. My wife just informed me that I’m getting a little too big for my britches so just enjoy the fact thatContinue reading “Family”

As a proud, hard working American, I’m concerned about jobs in America and trying to prevent the shipping of these jobs overseas. Today, I announce my commitment to try to stem the flow of high paying, high profile jobs to non-Americans in one specific industry. While we all know that much of our clothing, appliances,Continue reading “Americans First”

As I drive around my neighborhood, I notice more and more electric cars. The one I see the most is Tesla. An electric car named after a visionary scientist who lost his mind and fell in love with a pigeon before his death. The car is made by a company owned by a guy whoContinue reading “Gas Bag”

I fancy myself as a bit of a handyman. If something goes wrong around the house, I’m pretty sure I can fix it, even though I may not know anything about it. The one chore I avoid is playing around with electricity. Electricity and I don’t get along. It started when I purchased my firstContinue reading “Waterworks”

Summer break is over. Just got back from Walmart for the big “going back to writing” sales. Got myself some new pencils, erasers (vital in my work), a new bottle of white-out (and if anyone can give me some tips on how to get white-out off my computer screen, that would be helpful), a newContinue reading “What I Did On My Summer Vacation, 2022”

Ya know what I really don’t care for? I can’t stand being in line at the mini-mart or a gas station to purchase my big gulp Diet Coke, only to have it lose all its carbonation while some yahoo is dominating the checkout for the purpose of practicing their gambling addiction of buying lottery tickets.Continue reading “My Big Lottery Win”

I have decided to tackle a very controversial subject and I promise not to hold back. It is a subject that has people on all sides upset, screaming and ready to fight. I know no one wants to face the fact they may be wrong with their position but I don’t care. I’m here toContinue reading “My Top Ten Rock Songs”

Hi, I’m at the gas station. I want you to meet my friend Bruce, the paramedic who was called to revive me after I saw today’s gas price. In an effort to make me feel better, Bruce assured me that gas still costs less than having a kidney transplant, but not much. As I wasContinue reading “Where’s My Flying Car?”

Once or twice a week I use this blog as an outlet for my bad jokes and twisted humor. Considering what happened in Uvalde, Texas this week and in Buffalo, New York a couple of weeks ago, I am left speechless. How can the greatest country in the world continue to let this happen. ItContinue reading “Nothing To Say”

In my nearly 7 decades on this planet, there has been one constant in my life, Ron Howard. Kind of like a McDonalds at every exit on the interstate. You’re not looking for them but they are always there…and damn if you don’t stop to get some chicken nuggets and a large diet coke. TheContinue reading “Always Ron Howard”