Shush, they’re listening to us. I know it’s dark and tight in this closet, but I think it’s the only place we can hide while we talk. Excuse the tin foil hat; we were short on Reynolds Wrap. You probably want to know why we are hiding. As I said, they’re listening to us. YouContinue reading “They’re Coming To Take Me Away”
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Damn, It’s Hot
Damn, it’s been hot…EVERYWHERE. I keep seeing different maps online that show the whole country colored orange (the color that usually represents that it’s cooking out there) and 100-degree temperatures from east to west and north to south. If it stays like this, Canadians will stay home to keep warm in the winter. I keepContinue reading “Damn, It’s Hot”
Age Related
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself. Who of us hasn’t heard that saying or used it? Don’t believe it. Only the good die young…really! How about: He/she wasn’t sick a day of his/her life. Complete cow patty (trying to be good here). There areContinue reading “Age Related”
Highways and Byways
Over the past few weeks, I have driven quite a few miles and made a few observations while traveling on the highways and byways (that would make a great headline… make a note) of this fine country. I am going to share some of my thoughts from my time traversing this great country. I haveContinue reading “Highways and Byways”
Prime Time
I’m just warning you, this will be an “In my day” article, but I’m also sure most of you will agree with me, even those born in the last 20 years. Here we go. Like everyone else who watches television, I am being forced to make some tough decisions. You know the kind, “cut theContinue reading “Prime Time”
Drug Test
As many of you know, I have been dealing with some health issues. I’m a year in and its taking a toll on me. Oh, you thought I was talking about the disease I have, oh no, ha, ha, I’m talking about the tests, medication, treatments, bills, and doctor’s visits. As far as my diagnosis,Continue reading “Drug Test”
Excuses, Excuses
As a few of you who actually read this blog have noticed, I haven’t posted anything in a while…months to be exact. You are probably wondering why. Anyone? Well, I will tell you anyway. I have been dealing with a significant medical issue that required some intensive treatment, and being the wimp I am, itContinue reading “Excuses, Excuses”
What I Did On My Summer Vacation – Part 1
I am sure that all my readers are wondering where I have been for the past month or so. Was I trying to negotiate a settlement to a devastating conflict between two countries? Maybe I was experimenting with a new formula that would become the next hot energy drink. I might have been working outContinue reading “What I Did On My Summer Vacation – Part 1”
Auto Matic
I was working on my obituary, in case someone needed notes to be able to deliver a glowing eulogy if I suddenly dropped dead. Never know when there is that rogue bus coming around the corner. That’s not my plan, but there’s nothing wrong with being prepared. I want to make sure that whoever deliversContinue reading “Auto Matic”
Population Explosion
Have you ever walked into a room and forgotten why you went into the room in the first place? I can hear all those heads nodding up and down. Now, what was the question I just asked? Oh, where are my keys? I know my readers, both of whom are of a similar age toContinue reading “Population Explosion”
